PokéPact, when an parody joke goes too far.

“How confusing do you want the description to be?”

“Yes.”


Original Song and Sahaj’s parody Compared:

I/Solomon wanna/wants (to) be the very best...
Like no one/human ever was!
To catch/pact them is my/Solomon’s real test....
To train/diss them is my/his cause!

I/Solomon will travel across the land/Devildom...
Searching far and wide!
Each pokémon/pact to understand...
the power that’s inside!

Pokémon/Pactmon! Gotta catch/pact them all!

It’s you/Asmo and me/Solomon.
I/Solomon know/knows it’s my/his destiny!

Pokémon/Pactmon!

Oh, you’re/Asmo’s my/is (Solomon’s) best friend!
In an world we must defend!/In a realm that he must do nothing in!

Pokémon/Pactmon! Gotta catch/pact them all!

An heart/pact so true!

Our/Their courage/combined (power) will pull us/them through!

You/Asmo teach/obey me/Solomon and I’ll/Solomon (will) teach/command you/him!

POKÉMON/PACTMON!

Gotta catch/pact them all!

Gotta catch/pact them all!

Pokémon/Pactmon!

Sahaj’s Parody
[From the Original Parody =💝]
[🌀=Modified]

(First Stanza💝)
I wanna be the very best...
Like no human ever was!
To pact them is my real test...
To diss them is my cause!

(First Stanza🌀)
Solomon wants to be the very best...
Like no human ever was!💝
To pact them is his real test!
To diss them is his cause.

(Second Stanza💝)
I will travel across the Devildom...
Searching far and wide!
Each pact to understand...
The power that’s inside!

(Second Stanza🌀)
He will travel across the Devildom...
Searching far and wide!💝
Each pact to understand...💝
The power that’s inside!💝

(Third Stanza💝)
Pactmon, gotta pact em all!💝

It’s Asmo and me!
I know it’s my destiny!

(Third Stanza🌀)
Pactmon! Gotta pact them all!💝

It’s Solomon and Asmo!
He knows it’s his destiny!

(Fourth Stanza💝)
Pactmon!
Oh, Asmo is my best friend!
In a realm I must do nothing because I’m a side characterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

(Fourth Stanza🌀)
Pactmon!💝
Oh, Asmo is Solomon’s best friend.
In a realm he must do nothing in.

(Fifth Stanza💝)
Pactmon, gotta pact em all!💝

A pact so true.
Our combined power will pull us through!

(Fifth Stanza🌀)
Pactmon! Gotta pact them all!💝

A pact so true!💝
Their combined power will pull them through!

(Sixth Stanza💝)
You obey me and I’ll command you...

Pactmon!💝

(Sixth Stanza🌀)
Asmo obey Solomon and he will teach him...
PACTMON!💝

(Seventh Stanza💝)
Gotta pact em all!
Gotta pact em!
PACTMON!

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